More unfinished stuff planned to be finished later

Author: gvbvdxxalt2

src/chat/interface/loadingscreentexts.js

@@ -1,31 +1,106 @@
 module.exports = [
-  "Whoops! Look like you're never doing work.",
+  "Starting disappointment.exe on parents.exe...",
   "Spawning 1000 distractions...",
-  "Starting disapointment.exe on parents.exe...",
-  "Minimizing the tab because the teacher walked by...",
+  "Minimizing tab due to teacher proximity...",
   "Converting your GPA into internet lag...",
   "Loading excuses for missing homework...",
-  "Hiding from responsibilities.exe...",
-  "Calculated probability of getting grounded: 99%...",
-  "Forget the essay, look at this meme.",
-  "Alt-Tab reflex training in progress...",
-  "Sacrificing your education for a chat room...",
-  "Asking ChatGPT how to fix this loading bug...",
-  "Waiting for Gvbvdxx to figure out JavaScript...",
-  "Bypassing the school firewall (just kidding)...",
-  "Connecting via potato wi-fi...",
-  "Downloading more RAM...",
-  "Running code that barely works...",
-  "Blame the lag on your ISP.",
-  "Stealing code from Stack Overflow...",
-  "No servers were harmed in the making of this load time.",
+  "Executing Hiding-from-responsibilities.exe...",
+  "Calculating probability of getting grounded: 99%...",
+  "Initiating meme lookup (essay cancelled)...",
+  "Running Alt-Tab reflex training...",
+  "Sacrificing education for chat room bandwidth...",
+  "Querying ChatGPT for loading bug solutions...",
+  "Waiting for Gvbvdxx to compile JavaScript...",
+  "Attempting bypass of school firewall (Disclaimer: Just kidding)...",
+  "Connecting via potato wi-fi protocol...",
+  "Downloading additional RAM (Still kidding)...",
+  "Executing code that barely works...",
+  "Assigning all latency to your ISP...",
+  "Stealing optimized functions from Stack Overflow...",
+  "Verifying that no servers were harmed during load time...",
   "Pre-loading 500 vine boom sound effects...",
-  "Calibrating microphone for maximum volume...",
-  "Preparing your eardrums for destruction...",
-  "Fighting for the screenshare slot...",
-  "MOP 3000 is animating the pixels...",
-  "Loading cursed images...",
-  "Syncing the chaos to your browser...",
-  "Preparing to judge your profile picture...",
-  "Checking for cringe content...",
-];
+  "Calibrating microphone for maximum volume output...",
+  "Preparing user eardrums for destruction...",
+  "Contesting screenshare slot priority...",
+  "MOP 3000: Animating critical pixels...",
+  "Retrieving cursed images from the server...",
+  "Syncing maximum chaos to your browser...",
+  "Initializing profile picture judgment sequence...",
+  "Checking local storage for cringe content...",
+  "Compiling procrastination parameters...",
+  "Initializing the 'I'll do it later' subroutine...",
+  "Generating random apologies for poor life choices...",
+  "Decrypting ancient texts for the perfect emoji reaction...",
+  "Searching for the lost motivation file...",
+  "Optimizing sleep schedule (Status: Deleting...).",
+  "Engaging maximum Discord light mode avoidance protocol...",
+  "Rolling a D20 for connection stability...",
+  "Transferring data from user brain (Status: Buffer empty)...",
+  "Analyzing depth of crippling caffeine addiction...",
+  "Running wakefulness verification check...",
+  "Rebooting the timeline where project was finished...",
+  "Validating if code is spaghetti or just terrible...",
+  "Applying 'lmao' filter to all incoming streams...",
+  "Searching for the optimal GIF sequence...",
+  "Tuning internal monologue to maximum self-doubt...",
+  "Executing infinite loop of regret...",
+  "Simulating competence...",
+  "Committing changes to the 'Do Not Merge' branch...",
+  "Consulting the magic eight ball for estimated load time...",
+  "Adding comments to the code (Status: Useless)...",
+  "Checking for residual user sanity (Status: Not Found)...",
+  "Brewing virtual coffee...",
+  "Server is initiating existential crisis protocol...",
+  "Adjusting difficulty setting to 'Impossible'...",
+  "Calculating optimal time to send message and vanish...",
+  "Don't worry, the universe is slow, not your connection.",
+  "Assigning random sound effects to notification streams...",
+  "Rewriting history (and the Gvbvdxx Chat code)...",
+  "Checking if Glitch pulled the plug again...",
+  "Verifying WebRTC stream security...",
+  "Untangling the original Gvbvdxx spaghetti code...",
+  "Executing 'Don't get banned from Scratch' protocol...",
+  "Scanning GitHub for the source code you won't run...",
+  "Injecting harmless HTML (Security protocol override: using textContent)...",
+  "Applying 'Barely No Moderation' patch...",
+  "Attempting rollback to Random Rants (Status: Failed, Too Insecure).",
+  "Setting Soundboard volume to 'Eardrum Annihilation' level...",
+  "Initializing the 'Coolest Computer Site Programmer' sequence...",
+  "Preparing for Screen Share battle royale...",
+  "Verifying room lock status...",
+  "Disabling all IP grabber scripts...",
+  "Waiting for Im_CatmanYT to finalize animation loop...",
+  "Consulting the ';help' command for existential advice...",
+  "Re-randomizing rant buffers...",
+  "Securing URL from school admin block lists...",
+  "Compiling pure teen goofiness...",
+  "Loading Gvbvdxx Chat 2 (Code name: Random Rants +)...",
+  "Bribing server with virtual snacks...",
+  "Calculating probability of owner permission misuse...",
+  "Running mic input check (Status: Not Muted)...",
+  "Executing room unlisting process...",
+  "Converting user anxiety into load bar progress...",
+  "Searching for embeddable sites that are not cursed...",
+  "Verifying TurboWarp mini-game compatibility...",
+  "Checking file upload integrity (Expect memes or cursed content)...",
+  "Determining if display name is sufficiently chaotic...",
+  "Verifying ownership credentials (Warning: Do Not Lose).",
+  "Defeating GitHub 2FA (Brutal Battle Protocol)...",
+  "Executing full database reset (For maximum security, sorry about your stuff).",
+  "Hashing your password with advanced procrastination techniques...",
+  "Checking Render server status (It better be running).",
+  "Syncing repo from the 'Grounded' development branch...",
+  "Loading site from school Chromebook (Final Period Only)...",
+  "Waiting for GoormIDE credit refresh...",
+  "Executing 'Out of Memory' bypass (School PC Only)...",
+  "Consulting Google Gemini for cooler Gen-Z personality...",
+  "Re-establishing session cookie (Password-free mode active)...",
+  "Running Node.JS server on spite and willpower...",
+  "Fighting my parents for device access (Site development is critical).",
+  "Attempting Replit firewall block circumvention...",
+  "Ignoring ADHD and enforcing maximum focus on loading...",
+  "Verifying code origin: 90% Human, 10% AI-assisted...",
+  "Hoping Stackblitz memory limit is not reached...",
+  "Applying monthly updates (Thanks to GoormIDE credit cycle)...",
+  "Running diagnostics on your 'lack of effort in school' file...",
+];

src/menu.js

@@ -67,6 +67,13 @@ var elementJSON = [
         textContent: "Site News",
         href: "./sitenews",
       },
+      //Updates button.
+      {
+        element: "a",
+        className: "menuBarItem",
+        textContent: "Updates",
+        href: "./updates",
+      },
       //Documentary button.
       {
         element: "a",

src/pages/floatingemojis.js

@@ -168,6 +168,6 @@ setInterval(() => {
         y: window.innerHeight + 30 + Math.random() * 70,
       });
     }
-    x += 120;
+    x += 160;
   }
-}, 400);
+}, 600);

src/pages/updates.js

@@ -119,8 +119,11 @@ async function showCommits(containerDiv) {
                 ],
               },
               {
-                    element: "span",
+                    element: "a",
                     textContent: commitData.commit.message,
+                    target: "_blank",
+                    href: commitData.html_url,
+                    className: "commitLink"
                 },
             ],
           },
@@ -145,7 +148,7 @@ var randomRantsUpdates = [
   {
     element: "p",
     textContent:
-      "Get update information directly from GitHub, probably very confusing. Sorted by latest at top and earliest at bottom.",
+      "Get update information directly from GitHub, the update messages are probably very confusing. Sorted by latest at top and earliest at bottom.",
   },
   {
     element: "div",

wpstatic/version.json

@@ -1 +1 @@
-{"timestamp":"1765395752719"}
+{"timestamp":"1765460662310"}