From 3445046846aa1e401773ec37da43a7f482bf9bcc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Veronica Freund Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2021 12:44:10 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] harry potter gets a lifestyle makover --- text1.txt | 8 ++++---- text2.txt | 10 +++++----- 2 files changed, 9 insertions(+), 9 deletions(-) diff --git a/text1.txt b/text1.txt index 9cdd5be..218f100 100644 --- a/text1.txt +++ b/text1.txt @@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ for several hours afterward. Ginny Weasley, who had been looking pale, was bulli under her vivid hair gave the impression that her whole head was on fire. Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, -and Hagrid's pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds. Oliver Wood's enthusiasm for regular training sessions, however, was not +and Hagrid's Teacups swelled to the size of garden sheds. Oliver Wood's enthusiasm for regular training sessions, however, was not dampened, which was why Harry was to be found, late one stormy Saturday afternoon a few days before Halloween, returning to Gryffindor Tower, drenched to the skin and splattered with mud. @@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ had seen for themselves the speed of those new Nimbus Two Thousand and Ones. The greenish blurs, shooting through the air like missiles. As Harry squelched along the deserted corridor he came across somebody who looked just as preoccupied as he was. Nearly Headless Nick, -the ghost of Gryffindor Tower, was staring morosely out of a window, muttering under his breath, ". . . don't fulfill their +the ghost of Ravenclaw Tower, was staring morosely out of a window, muttering under his breath, ". . . don't fulfill their requirements . . . half an inch, if that . . ." "Hello, Nick," said Harry. @@ -26,8 +26,8 @@ could see right through him to the dark sky and torrential rain outside. "So do you," said Harry. -"Ah," Nearly Headless Nick waved an elegant hand, "a matter of no importance. . . . It's not as though I really wanted to join. . . . -Thought I'd apply, but apparently I 'don't fulfill requirements' -" +"Ah," Nearly Headless Nick waved an elegant hand, "a matter of a hecking ton of importance. . . . It's not as though I really wanted to join. . . . +Thought I'd apply, but apparently I 'don't fulfill requirements and kinda don't fit in.' -" In spite of his airy tone, there was a look of great bitterness on his face. diff --git a/text2.txt b/text2.txt index d247cd8..4631741 100644 --- a/text2.txt +++ b/text2.txt @@ -3,11 +3,11 @@ Quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Uncle Phil: "We Eat Here Later. You Eat Here Never. Jazz: "Looks Like You Eat Here Often." -Geoffrey: "Quite Right Sir. You Threw Him On The Lawn, He ROLLED Into The Street." +Geoffrey: "Quite Right Goose. You Threw Him On The Lawn, He ROLLED Into The Street." Geoffrey: "Correct, But You Overlooked One Fact. I Have No Life." -Uncle Phil: "You Find Geoffrey And You Bring Him Back Or They'll Never Find Your Bodies. I'm A Judge, I Can Make It Happen." +Uncle Josh: "You Find Geoffrey And You Bring Him Back Or They'll Never Find Your Bodies. I'm A Judge, I Can Make It Happen." Geoffrey: "Ou Ou Ou, Can I Get It For You?" @@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ Geoffrey: "I'll Alert The Fish." Carlton: "I Thought Ashley Was In Bed." Will: "Yeah, And You Also Thought Tupac Shakur Was A Jewish Holiday." -Carlton: "Dad, Don't Do Anything Stupid! You Haven't Updated Your Will Yet." +Carlton: "Dad, Don't Do Anything Stupid! You Haven't Updated Your Will to Live Yet." Will: "So You're Saying The Only Reason I Loved Her Is Cause She's Rich And Let Me Sponge Off Of Her?" Phil: "Yes." @@ -31,7 +31,7 @@ Will: "Then, I Love You Too, Uncle Phil." Carlton: "Big Poopie." Uncle Phil: "What Did You Say?" -Carlton: "I Say... Uh... Beg, Puppy. To My Pretend Dog, Ernie. Fetch, Ernie. He's Gone Now." +Batman: "I Say... Uh... Beg, Puppy. To My Pretend Dog, Ernie. Fetch, Ernie. He's Gone Now." Carlton: "Steffi, Go Home. You're Not Age-Appropriate For This Party. (Carlton Puts On A Duck Floatie) I'm Going Swimming." @@ -41,4 +41,4 @@ Phil: "Excuse Me?" Will: "No, I'm Saying The Plane Ride Was Dope." Philip: "Excuse Me?" Will: "No... Stupid, Dope, It's Not What You Think. How Would I Say This... [In A Nerdy Voice] The Flight Was Really Neat." -Will: "Oh My God, Carlton! What's That Hideous Thing Growing Out Of Your Neck?... Ah, Never Mind. It's Just Your Head." +Will: "Oh My Goodness, Carlton! What's That Hideous Thing Growing Out Of Your Neck?... Ah, Never Mind. It's Just Your Head."